Thursday, June 19, 2008

Viva la Vida!!!

A lot has been happening since the last time you have heard from me. We have been treated to high quality sporting action, an absolute dream come true for the true supporter of the great idea called sport. Its been so good, that you might be forgiven for considering golf a sport! Yes folks. It has been great across the spectrum. A lot has happened that I do not know where to start, but have started because I have nothing to do for now, two hours ahead of what promises to be a memorable clash between pre-tournament favorites Germany , and the runners-up of the last edition, led by arguably the greatest player right now, Portugal. Yeah, I will leave aside my personal favorites for a while and try to be as objective as I can be. But before I get started.. I just have to get this out of the way.. What the hell(or the more colorful four letter word) were you thinking Lewis..(Tempted to add "I blew it" Hamilton, oops I just did)???


The picture above best explains what happened to all of us who pinned our hopes on the favorites. The past month saw favorites stumble at the last hurdles. Of course, there were exceptions but by and large, this was the month of the Underdog.




I will start of with the most recent event, the conclusion of the NBA Finals. The Boston Celtics, hardly given a chance by those who thought knew the game, and more importantly by those who others believed knew the game, were led by the "Truth" to put it across the LA Lakers. I have been harsh to the Lakers in the past and to Kobe in particular. But just for the moment, in my attempt to be objective, I will try and give him his due. The Lakers were deserving finalists, thrashing the defending champions and the other team, I believed to be one of the best in the west, the Jazz. They were led brilliantly by Kobe, whose post season until the Finals, made his MVP level regular season ordinary. Kobe was brilliant. He turned it on when he wanted to, and controlled games with ease and consistency, not seen from a shooting guard since His Airness. So they were deserving finalists, and with a bit of luck might have gone on to win the title, but surely, they will be a team to reckon with for the next 4-5 years at least. But yeah, Kobe still sucks. That brings us to the Celtics. Led by "The Big Three" of Truth, KG and Jesus, they found No.4 in Rondo. The Truth, deserved to be the Finals MVP. Putting aside the credibility of his knee injury, he still had a great series. And he deserved to be there, beating the King at his best. As for KG and Jesus, I am sure there is no one out there who wanted to see them retire without a ring. So it was a great finale to a great season. A season that unearthed a new superstar in CP3, and had four candidates for MVP, saw some high quality basketball, the grit of the underdogs from Atlanta, the re emergence of the Lakers and the Celtics, Superman's Magic, CP3 Vs D-Will, the made race in the west, the crazier free fall in the east, the Trailblazers, the dramatic crash of the Heat, rejuvenated Shaq, and of course, the King! The regular season was one of the best in recent times, and it sure culminated in one of the best finals in recent times. (The Detroit-Spurs was a bore)




Two great point guards to look forward to.

The French Open. Rafael Nadal. These two words describe the complete fortnight. An absolute demolition of the field not seen since Federer doing the same in the lawns of Wimbledon, a couple of years ago. And that is saying a lot. Especially when done by a player not called Roger. The finals thrashing of Roger was so shocking, that the Spaniard, actually apologized. Sure, for Roger, the grass is way greener the other side. But the re emergence of Nadal in the clay court season, has put back on track one of the greater tennis rivalries, and makes us anticipate another finals showdown between them on grass.



However, Nadal might end up being the greatest player never to be No.1. Novak Djokovic had a terrific French too and will surely overtake Nadal in the rankings, within the next year. But that is the beauty of this little idea we support. You never know!

Oh also, the women's circuit found a new world no.1, and lets just say, a lot of us are happy.

Formula 1. The last month sure made Kimi a strong believer in Karma. After crashing into Force India's Sutil in Monaco, while chasing for fourth, and thus denying the constructors and the driver their first points in F1, the world champion's race came to an end in the most comical fashion in Canada. Hamilton, who drove a brilliant race in Monaco, a little lucky maybe, finally showed that he is still a newcomer to this sport, when he failed to see the red light in the pits. Leaving, the Pole, Kubica to win the race, who by the way, was the car next to Kimi's in the pits, was left thanking his stars.

But Lewis, seriously, what were you thinking?? I have an exclusive interview with Lewis coming up soon, so will spare him of, what some might say, unfair treatment for now.

Golf!!!!! It actually made news!!!! And that says a lot. Tiger is a great player and all, yes, never denied it. But Golf? You can barely call it a sport. But the U S Open, was one of the best seen in a long long, really long time.



It had everything. An injury, A determined star, an unknown with a never say die spirit, coming from an injury himself, the oldest man, come backs, lost leads, do or die moments, everything. It had the perfect setting. And they delivered the perfect show. 'Rocky' and Tiger played the greatest playoff seen in a while and trashed all those who questioned the need of having an 18 hole playoff, and also those (me) who never regarded it a sport. They sure did give a show! And that is all that ever mattered. To a few at least!

The Champions League Final, was one of the best the game could have asked for, not for the quality of the game itself, but for the wide emotions expressed by the players within split seconds, the emotions covered the entire spectrum. And this image of John "six inches wide" Terry, (as a good friend of mine... Chari would say) will last for a very long time. But both Chelsea and Manchester United gave us a show, as sometimes, the lack of quality in a game can be made up by competitiveness. The Finals though was a reasonably high quality game. Manchester United were deserving winners. But the day will always be remembered for this.




The Euro-08 has been a great tournament so far, with teams that play aggressive football being rewarded, and of course the underdogs putting in a fight. It has been a great show thus far. And promises to be nothing less in the business end of the tournament.

Finally, Cricket. The inaugural Indian Premier League, witnessed one of the best finishes the organizers could have hoped for with a thrilling last ball finish made possible by a player who caught the nation's imagination during the course of the event. Yusuf Pathan. He made clubbing the ball fashionable again, more importantly graceful and effortless. The Indian Premier League, changed the face of Indian Television prime time radically but might have long term negative effects on the game itself. And no, it has nothing to do with the impact it will have on test cricket. I came across this theory in an article from Cricinfo.com and if you are interested, can go search for the same. But it went something like this. And it made a lot of sense.

It is almost certain that Albie Morkel and Mike Hussey will represent the Superkings instead of their teams back home for the Champions League. This is not only a huge blow to the chances of those teams in the Champions League, but might have greater impact on the game itself in the long run. The Chennai team is acquiring these two players by paying what they call "compensation" fees, which would be peanuts compared to the kind of money IPL is exposed to. In the case of the South African team, which funded and supported Albie, through his injury, this is particularly harsh. In the long run, business can bring all the good players to one place, and thereby dent the chances of victories of teams from other countries, which eventually will result in loss of the local peoples' interest in the team. Taking it to the absolute extreme, eventually this will kill cricket outside India, which can be the home to the best talent, and we can have 200 games a year and conclude it with the "World Series".

But otherwise, the IPL's first year gave a lot of great moments. Dravid's boundary in Mumbai greeted with silence, Yuvraj being booed, Sachin's wicket cheered, Symonds being applauded! IPL was the success it became, largely because the crowd was ready to accept the idea of city based franchises very quickly. Explains 60,000 seater being filled to watch home games of a team that never won at home. And to top it all, it had the underdog rising against all odds to win it all. Perfect script. And off the field, there was enough to have the people talk about it. Mallya, Shah Rukh Khan, Preity, Cheerleaders .. everything.. But whatever kept it going, the quality of cricket offered at IPL, if not extra ordinary, was definitely acceptable.



Besides IPL, there were the Windies frustrating again, Peiterson hitting left handed sixes, and India-Pakistan matches that hardly generated any interest. But the cricket was still high quality, with lots of close games, and the Aussie dominance of world cricket finally seemed to be coming to an end.

The last one month proved once again, why sports is the greatest idea ever created by man. It showed once again, that sports is not really about winning or losing for a fan, but it is to experience the two basest emotions of happiness and sadness, in its purest form, even if just momentarily. After all, for most of us, each match is just a tale, with characters whose victories inspire us, and their defeats comfort us. So here is to the greatest idea, we have ever supported. The truest reflection of the illusion we call life.

Viva la Vida!!!
(which by the way is a decent album)

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Monaco Slam Prix!!

In a desperate attempt to save the most "glamorous" event of the year from becoming another yawn like it has been for the past so many years, Bernie, Bernie Ecclestone, pulled all the strings he could to ensure that Monaco is still considered a must watch event. But sadly, it doesnt deserve to be a track. With enough space for two tricycles to go side by side, this track is an absolute pain to those who enjoy some good old racing. After all wasnt that what it was all about?

But, unfortunately, and yeah, sadly, this track depends on the weather and roads narrower than the width of the car, and spikes on the track to make it even watchable. Folks, if anything, this year's race at Monaco, begs for its removal from the F1 calender. Infact, if Bernie is really hell bent on maintaining the glamor, he can have teh cars go around the track 78 times in 2 hours, one after the another, and declare the guy who doesnt crash the winner. Actually, lets forget the 78. Just last 2 hours and you win. Take a tricycle around, no problem. Just keep moving for 2 hours. And my man, Blew it Hamilton did just that to win the farcical Monaco Slam Prix!

Congratulations!!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Bull(s)hit!

NBA Draft. 2008. Like the other things mentioned in this page, was a sad event. An event where for a majority of us, undeserving people yearning for luck to turn us into overnight winners, it was a slap across the face. God used that little mercy he leaves aside for our lot, that little mercy each year, to make those left out comfortable in hope, he used it completely on the Bulls. The Bulls. And the Heat. The Bulls, well our lot can at least identify with them, and we can feel happy about the fact that at least it was one of us. The Bulls were genuinely bad. And apparently they were not happy with how bad they were, and they worked extra hard for that luck they earned on the night of the Draft. I mean, who in their right mind would trade for Larry Bruise and Drew Badden? What were they thinking? So, the luck the Bulls got really does not disappoint me. For committing suicide they perhaps deserved this extra life. But it is the Heat that made this event SAD!!

The Miami Heat!!!

The Heat. Led by a Dwyane "I dont know what to do with this ball but I can be flashy" Wade, whom the refs have learned to love, and have become so possessive of him, that they blow their shrill whistles when anyone steps on the same court as he does, with Big Daddy, Shaq, the most dominant center of our generation, arguably, to help him. The scape goat of the fiasco called 2007-08 Miami "We Hate Winning" Heat, led by Dwyane "The Flash" Wade. Only Shaq knew what he completely meant when he gave this disaster that name. Dwyane "The Flash(in a pan)" Wade. Still the Heat were lucky to get an All Star and arguably, one of the most versatile players in the league, in Shawn Marion. Yet the Heat pledged to remain devoted to their season pledge. We hate winning.

Now a bit about our lot. Us undeserving people who yearn for that luck, that luck to change our lives for the better. We work hard to be this bad! We do! Hence the luck the Bulls got on Draft night does not disappoint me. Its the Heat. With the talent, on that team, they had no business having that shocker they called their regular season. And instead of punishing them for their carelessness, for punishing Wade, the guy can play after all, for being so indifferent to the team's performance, inexcusable for a player once considered a possible successor to the seat left vacant by His Airness, this league, this league that loves to worship its "stars" gifts him with another opportunity in the form of a world class talent. No.2 pick on Draft Night. Draft rights to Beasley/Rose. To leap frog a team that just did not care enough about winning, but were always capable, into legitimate championship contenders.

Sad Day!!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

GO CHELSHIT GO!!

May 22nd, 2008. A sad day for European football when two substandard teams square off for the biggest prize in Europe. Manchester United. Chelsea. An absolute nightmare come true for the true fan of the game called Football. An art that has been reduced to "Hit it high in the air and pray we get it" ball by these two teams. Manchester United, led by a "star" who should be nominated for the Oscar's every year. Chelsea. well nothing to write about them. Last year their manager made sure they made the headlines for some reason or the other. But this year they have just managed to be one big YAWN! But so sad is the final match up that, just for the heck of siding with a team, you would prefer a team with nothing to write about than a team of artists, just not suited for the football pitch. So on this day, a day that would witness a titanic clash between the biggest duds in the history of European football, lets all get our voices in unison to yell Go CHELSHIT Go!!! Sad day indeed!

Monday, May 19, 2008

The King learns "The Truth" WWE Style

Game 7. Boston vs Cleveland at the Garden. Three all stars vs The most valuable all star. The game had all the ingredients for a classic but sadly all it turned out to be was a farce. In a desperate bid to make the star claims of Paul "The Truth" Pierce credible, NBA used its biggest weapon, King James, to give rise to a new "star". The star waiting for his "breakout" game, which apparently was long overdue. After paying off half the Cleveland team to go on an early vacation, David Stern, ensured that a legendary performance for the ages, by the KING ended up for a losing cause. A sad day when a 45 point 5 rebound 6 assist 2 block 2 steal performance had to be second best to a clown, who has a tough time to hide his excitement when his shot goes in, the "TRUTH". May 18th, 2008 - a sad day when NBA pulled off a WWE story , where David Stern made Vince look like his student and when the King was forced to be second best to a mediocre wannabe.